boy: hi
girl: i have a boyfriend
boy: i said hi not suck my dick

petewentzemolobster:

it’s all fun and games until the-absolute-funniest-posts reblogs it

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My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this. Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

wantstobelieve:

why yes, tumblr. i have been spending my entire waking life searching high and low for a picture of an ewok child molester since forever so thank you for this little surprise

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